So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
- Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again